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Jun 26, 2013 10:47 AM by Marissa Torres

Captain Crunch defends rank

It may seem silly, but a blogger recently questioned the Naval rank of a famous cereal personality-- Captain Crunch.

The blogger says Captain Crunch only has three stripes on his uniform, which means he's actually just a commander, not a captain.

Several media outlets got a kick out of this story, saying his rank is being investigated.

Now the captain himself is answering those questions in his own way.

"You may have noticed a few other things about me. I have four fingers. My first mate is a dog. My eyebrows are attached to my hat for crunch sake!"

 

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